I was already terrible at it, so I don't think this comes as a surprise. I will no longer be updating or checking this account. It will be not be deleted. My apologies to you all, but I was already unable to properly split my attention. I wish you well.

I remain on LJ as call_me_ishmael

mood: sad tags: goodbye

So today I was cleaning, which I hate doing but is neccessary. blah blah blah.

First mishap was turning on the tub to rise my feet only to realize it was still on shower. Shirt got wet, no big deal.

Then while vaccumming, my checks for the electric bill fell onto the floor in the path of the vaccuum. I did not get it turned off in time.

I informed my flatmates and flecalicious, there was laughing and general "hahaha wtf, really?"

I say to myself "Ok, I'll just be careful. Time to vaccuum more."

Then I went toward the laundry basket.

History repeated itself.

IT ATE MY SOCK.

I opened up the vaccum cleaner as much as I could. I found one of the checks, but no sock.

I may have broken the vaccuum cleaner because I am an idiot.

WHAT

WHAT IS MY LIFE.

mood: indescribable tags: epic fail, flailing, what is my life, whyyyyy?, wtf

marshwiggledyke exposed me to the most hilariterrible thing ever: ANONYMOUS REX

Ok take typical PI stuff.

Then add DINOSAURS.

No seriously.

Dinosaurs still live! And hide among humans with holographic disguises! and-

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN ITS SO BAD.

crossover with Sherlock YES/YES?


Unrelatedly, when being lazy about making a cheesecake and deciding to go with a premade crust...make sure it's the right depth.

Also cheesecake will still cook perfectly well in muffin cups. (hahaha I needed an entire dozen for all that batter. This is why I never bake.)

(Hey self next time remember to cut the sugar by 1/4 cup and up the lemon juice. 3tsp not enough, maybe 2tb?)

It is a fucking ugly cheesecake. But still delicious!

mood: amused tags: cooking fail, dinosaurs, i love terrible things, linkspam, lulz, wtf

Series: Sherlock
Characters: Sherlock, John, brief Mrs Hudson.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Type: Fluff, in the odd way the series allows for
Warnings: Mentions of corpses, body parts, being shot. Sexual situations.
Spoilers: for the whole show
Word Count: 1980
Summary: In retrospect, he really shouldn’t be surprised that they see each other naked long before they kiss. Everything with Sherlock is backwards or topsy-turvy, never following the set patterns.
Etc: Thanks to flecalicious for the beta, Britpick and encouragement. It's entirely her fault I kept my working title. Thanks to marshwiggledyke and tehchou for additional help and cheering. This is fluff-trying-not-to-be-fluff, or something.

( IN WHICH SHERLOCK AND JOHN DODGE SEVERAL ROMANTIC TROPES ONLY TO FALL VICTIM TO ONE ANYWAY )

mood: accomplished tags: medium, sherlock holmes

Series: Sherlock
Characters: Sally, Anderson, Sherlock, John
Pairing: None, unless you're inclined to squint
Type: brief scene
Warnings: Transphobia
Spoilers: none
Word Count: 433
Summary: request on sherlockbbc for Sherlock "taking a bullet" for Sally. Same verse as the last Sally fic.
Etc: Unbetad, unBritpicked

( She didn’t think he’d be so cruel to out her to the entire squad. )

mood: drunk tags: drabble, sherlock holmes

This journal is friends-only, and merely a repost of what's on my LJ. At this point in time I'm not active on IJ